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Post by Rio Doherty on Apr 19, 2018 7:45:20 GMT
To please some who may not like to have the odd bit of fun on the main forum, I’ve decided to set up a thread dedicated to the jokey names which have already been said. Let’s get the ball rolling:
Mairy Hinge
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Post by Firestick Frank on Apr 19, 2018 10:45:32 GMT
Riot
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Post by Lobster on Apr 19, 2018 11:16:58 GMT
Mustafa Krapp
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Post by john on Apr 19, 2018 19:12:37 GMT
Adidas.
After dinner I did a shit.
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Post by ivawhopper on Apr 20, 2018 20:46:56 GMT
Calum Fartibottoms
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Post by Lobster on Apr 21, 2018 17:36:03 GMT
My nan claimed she once met somebody called Mary Benton-Mycock.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2018 17:19:03 GMT
I met a guy in India called Dan Singh. True story.
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Post by john on Apr 23, 2018 16:33:44 GMT
The Irishman that thought Hertz Van Rental was a Dutch football star.
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Post by Paul Da Part on Apr 23, 2018 18:37:35 GMT
To please some who may not like to have the odd bit of fun on the main forum, I’ve decided to set up a thread dedicated to the jokey names which have already been said. Let’s get the ball rolling: Mairy Hinge Heck Rio, I thought you was sweet and innocent. Few years before you even need to worry about coming across one of those. |
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Post by Lobster on Apr 24, 2018 7:28:26 GMT
For simplicity, I still think 'Mike Hunt' is one of the best. It just looks such a normal name until you say it out loud.
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Post by john on Apr 24, 2018 9:37:44 GMT
Christopher Lillicrap
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Post by rjshbdhmtrm on Apr 25, 2018 7:48:30 GMT
My mum once knew a woman from Saltney called Rosemary who married a bloke with the surname Hole - genuinely known as ROSIE HOLE
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Post by john on Apr 25, 2018 12:19:38 GMT
I named my Daughter Social so that when my Son has children she would become........
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Post by Lobster on Apr 26, 2018 11:27:34 GMT
I got a Russian spam email yesterday from someone called 'Willie Nuke', which seems appropriate.
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Post by Rio Doherty on Apr 27, 2018 9:57:01 GMT
Chris Peacock?
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Post by john on Apr 27, 2018 16:00:36 GMT
The Russian lemonade thief Nokka cratea Popov.
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Post by ivawhopper on Apr 28, 2018 17:36:56 GMT
Andy Jobs
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Post by ivawhopper on Apr 29, 2018 16:42:18 GMT
Carlos Mannafluff
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Post by ivawhopper on May 6, 2018 17:26:28 GMT
Colin Bonercock
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Post by Lobster on May 6, 2018 18:03:14 GMT
Ian Penis
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Post by ivawhopper on May 9, 2018 19:50:59 GMT
Would be amazing if they married Eddie Large, and double barrelled their surname! |
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Post by ivawhopper on May 11, 2018 21:41:14 GMT
Richard Mancockawillyschlongpenis
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Post by Lobster on May 12, 2018 8:35:08 GMT
Richard Mancockawillyschlongpenis Just as well he doesn’t shorten his first name to ‘Dick’, or he’d look silly. |
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Post by Hannibal on Jun 25, 2018 18:35:04 GMT
For simplicity, I still think 'Mike Hunt' is one of the best. It just looks such a normal name until you say it out loud. I went to school with a Mike Hunt. After working on the Post office he became a policeman. I think we were far too demure in those days to realise the phonetics of his name. |
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Post by cemlynblue on Jul 5, 2018 17:59:54 GMT
Grown men posting on this thread. Can’t believe it.
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Post by ivawhopper on Jul 7, 2018 9:33:50 GMT
Grown men posting on this thread. Can’t believe it. Was that a sneaky little double entendre around the word grown? I think it was sir.  |
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Post by ivawhopper on Jul 16, 2018 22:39:30 GMT
Joobus Poobus.
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Post by archwhopper on Aug 11, 2018 20:06:22 GMT
gary roberts
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Post by ivawhopper on Nov 20, 2019 20:11:59 GMT
Peter pecker
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Post by ivawhopper on Aug 30, 2020 23:42:53 GMT
Met a fella this weekend - name was Arthur Lager. He insisted that his surname was pronounced Larger, but I wasn’t having it. Couldn’t resist asking him if he had a kid called Pinta. He looked decidedly non plussed!
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