Possible Deva Chat team.....
GK - everhopeful. Nothing gets past him.
LB - me. Steady, fades into the background, a solid Denis Irwin type.
CB - Oaks Blue (before he was banned) - would never let his marker go, and always have the last word. Nightmare to play against.
CB - RCB - Correcting grammatical failings until the opposition striker cracks and lashes out, getting sent off.
RB - catfordbags - need a bit of humour in the squad to lift spirits when we're inevitably getting snotted.
LW - Can't look much further past FOP for the far left wing slot.
CM - Lobster - keeps things ticking over nicely in the engine room.
CM - dmcnally - Lobster will need some legs alongside him and McNally has youth on his side to play that box to box role.
RW - Anders - always feel his match summaries are right.
CF - Norwegian Blue - he's from Norway so might be related to Erling Haaland.
CF - midfieldgeneral - despite his name, you'd hope he could put himself about a bit like Will Goodwin in an advanced role. Could also play a scouting role, finally convincing Joe Malkin of Nantwich to sign.
Manager - Rio - attention to detail crucial to this role, and would expect Rio to have provided detailed video analysis of the opposition. Hopefully still have time to start the match thread on here.
Assistant - cfcyouthacademy - the chap that posts on this accounts seems to have done a reasonable enough job managing our youth setup. Will flourish under Rio.
Media officer - We'll need Whopper1 to be there to report on how many away fans turn up.
Is is time for real football yet?!