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Post by agl on Mar 20, 2024 16:25:58 GMT
Lobster's anecdote on the England C thread about the goalkeeper Justham being the subject of a chant "You're just a shit Tesco sandwich" got me thinking about funny chants.
I recall Southampton fans chanting "He shits when he wants" about one of their players who had to go off for a prolonged toilet break in a previous match. Also the Kop famously sang Careless Hands (a chart hit at the time) to Gary Sprake of Leeds when he threw one in?
Any other, original, funny chants?
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Post by bing on Mar 20, 2024 16:49:18 GMT
Not sure who it was, but on a really foggy day, fans started chanting, "We can't see you sneaking out!"
The Bobby Zamora chant... "When you sit in row Z and the ball hits your head, that's Zamora".
A couple of banners made me laugh too. When visiting Galatasaray (remember the famous "welcome to Hell" banner), Liverpool fans had a banner saying, "If you think this is Hell, try the Grafton on a Friday night". Also, Roma recently had a particularly unpleasant banner about the Queen, so Brighton fans responded with a banner written in Italian saying, "Francesco Totti eats pizza with pineapple on it".
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Post by banksy on Mar 20, 2024 23:38:14 GMT
Not sure who it was, but on a really foggy day, fans started chanting, "We can't see you sneaking out!" The Bobby Zamora chant... "When you sit in row Z and the ball hits your head, that's Zamora". A couple of banners made me laugh too. When visiting Galatasaray (remember the famous "welcome to Hell" banner), Liverpool fans had a banner saying, "If you think this is Hell, try the Grafton on a Friday night". Also, Roma recently had a particularly unpleasant banner about the Queen, so Brighton fans responded with a banner written in Italian saying, "Francesco Totti eats pizza with pineapple on it". Not sure if it was the same Game in the fog, but West Brom away years back during Christmas week I think, it was that foggy we started singing 'one nil to the blue army' after we had a chance that went begging but we chose to confuse the Baggies with that chant! |
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Post by anotherexile83 on Mar 21, 2024 9:16:56 GMT
AT the FA cup game at York this season in the first half one of their players was awful and no-one passed the ball to him which resulted in about 700 of us singing "your team won't pass to you..." Very funny
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Post by jimianto on Mar 21, 2024 10:51:00 GMT
AT the FA cup game at York this season in the first half one of their players was awful and no-one passed the ball to him which resulted in about 700 of us singing "your team won't pass to you..." Very funny Thierry Latty-Fairweather - and when he did get it, he messed up every time. That was funny. Weirdest one for me was a FA Cup game on a freezing cold night at Leek in the early 90s - their fans were 'taunting us' with the chant 'Oo Oo Chester Zoo' throughout the game....bizarre. |
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Post by Greasby Blue on Mar 21, 2024 10:55:14 GMT
One of the funniest in recent years was away at Southport when their sub kept been told to warm up and we kept singing 'up and down the line'.
I was told this by a Preston fan and I hope somebody can remember it.
There was some work going on at Deepdale and the Chester fans were on the home end and the PNE fans were out in the open.
When it started raining we sang 'Were so dry it's unbelievable'.
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Post by mike on Mar 21, 2024 11:06:04 GMT
One of the funniest in recent years was away at Southport when their sub kept been told to warm up and we kept singing 'up and down the line'. I was told this by a Preston fan and I hope somebody can remember it. There was some work going on at Deepdale and the Chester fans were on the home end and the PNE fans were out in the open. When it started raining we sang 'Were so dry it's unbelievable'. Richard Brodie. Clearly rattled by the chant as it started every time he went to warm up, which was hilarious. He ended up coming on and getting sent off eventually with Kingsley James. 2015? |
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Post by Rio Doherty on Mar 21, 2024 11:09:27 GMT
One of the funniest in recent years was away at Southport when their sub kept been told to warm up and we kept singing 'up and down the line'. I was told this by a Preston fan and I hope somebody can remember it. There was some work going on at Deepdale and the Chester fans were on the home end and the PNE fans were out in the open. When it started raining we sang 'Were so dry it's unbelievable'. Richard Brodie. Clearly rattled by the chant as it started every time he went to warm up, which was hilarious. He ended up coming on and getting sent off eventually with Kingsley James. 2015? We sang the same chant towards Richard Brodie at York City away in October 2016 as well. Limbs when that Kane Richards equaliser went in. I was right at the front behind the goal with my dad, so I stick out like a sore thumb on the highlights. |
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Post by loskasleftfoot on Mar 21, 2024 11:24:02 GMT
Not sure who it was, but on a really foggy day, fans started chanting, "We can't see you sneaking out!" The Bobby Zamora chant... "When you sit in row Z and the ball hits your head, that's Zamora". A couple of banners made me laugh too. When visiting Galatasaray (remember the famous "welcome to Hell" banner), Liverpool fans had a banner saying, "If you think this is Hell, try the Grafton on a Friday night". Also, Roma recently had a particularly unpleasant banner about the Queen, so Brighton fans responded with a banner written in Italian saying, "Francesco Totti eats pizza with pineapple on it". Not sure if it was the same Game in the fog, but West Brom away years back during Christmas week I think, it was that foggy we started singing 'one nil to the blue army' after we had a chance that went begging but we chose to confuse the Baggies with that chant! I remember that well. It was Boxing Day and impossible to see past the halfway line. |
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Post by devadiva on Mar 21, 2024 13:45:57 GMT
One of the funniest in recent years was away at Southport when their sub kept been told to warm up and we kept singing 'up and down the line'. I was told this by a Preston fan and I hope somebody can remember it. There was some work going on at Deepdale and the Chester fans were on the home end and the PNE fans were out in the open. When it started raining we sang 'Were so dry it's unbelievable'. Richard Brodie. Clearly rattled by the chant as it started every time he went to warm up, which was hilarious. He ended up coming on and getting sent off eventually with Kingsley James. 2015? Remember that Southport match v well. Chant had me in stitches |
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Post by Rio Doherty on Mar 21, 2024 14:48:08 GMT
As recently as last Saturday, ‘’shed or a library’’ was a pretty amusing chant that we sang towards the Tamworth lot.
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Post by eyeohsittea on Mar 21, 2024 18:35:56 GMT
My lad enjoyed “You’re not singing Spennymoor” the other week.
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Post by bobbyblue on Mar 21, 2024 21:21:25 GMT
In the '80's. Bristol City managed by(Alan Dicks) played Derby County managed by (Arthur Cox). Both the managers at the time, were unpopular with their fans and the game was pretty dire. The Derby fans started to chant "Cox out" the Bristol fans quickly responded with thier own chant "Dicks out"
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