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Post by Lord snooty on Apr 13, 2017 17:47:39 GMT
JOKES. So I will kick it off.
a young boy wins a competition to meet the queen. The young boy and his dad go down to buck palace, the boy wearing his Wrexham shirt.There are two times allocated to meet the queen 9-10 and 3-4. They decided to go early. The queen comes out and walks straight past them and over to a boy in a Chester shirt and talks to him. The other boy starts crying and asks his dad if he can buy a Chester shirt,no says his dad , please dad I really want to meet the queen. His dad gives in and buys one and they go back at 3 the boy resplendent in his new Chester shirt. The queen comes out and walks straight up to him and whispers in his ear " I thought I told you to f@@k off "
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Post by thestanchion on Apr 28, 2017 9:59:52 GMT
Wrexham fan goes into a pub with brightly coloured parrot on his shoulder. The barman says 'effin' h that's incredible where did you get him?' The parrot says 'outside The Turf there's loads like this down there'
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